I see things that really get me depressed. Then I get even sadder when I realize that the people who did such things to the innocent victims will usually get off with little more than a slap on the wrist & be out anywhere between a few days to 3 years.

I see things that really get me depressed. Then I get even sadder when I realize that the people who did such things to the innocent victims will usually get off with little more than a slap on the wrist & be out

I see things that really get me depressed. Then I get even sadder when I realize that the people who did such things to the innocent victims will usually get off with little more than a slap on the wrist & be

I see things that really get me depressed. Then I get even sadder when I realize that the people who did such things to the innocent victims will usually get off with little more than a slap on the wrist &

I see things that really get me depressed. Then I get even sadder when I realize that the people who did such things to the innocent victims will usually get off with little more than a slap on the wrist

I mourn the loss of my favorite calendar, which was the "How to draw Anime & Manga" calendar. They stopped making them years ago for some strange reason.  It's not that it wasn't popular- the stores that did carry it usually sold out very quickly.

What made the calendar so awesome is that rather than focus on a specific manga, artist, or anime, it featured works by different artists. The styles didn't have to be the same either- the character looks ranged from realistic to cutesy. It was great for people like me who wanted an anime/manga calendar but didn't want it to be a specific artist or character.

I recommend looking up some of the previous calendars- the artwork is breathtaking. It's really spoiled me for any other type of calendar that focuses on anime or manga.

I added in a new part about Raven and Jared. I swear, I don't know if I'll ever be able to write straight after writing this piece of crud. If anyone's curious, here's the part I added in.



Raven walked through Superjail and looked at all of the awesome stuff in it. The Wraden had put lots of pictures of her up all over the place with the phrase “No touch” on it. She was glad, since she didn’t want a repeat of the other day.

As Raven walked on some more, she heard some snuffling coming from a closet. “Oh my! Who’s crying?” she asked out loud.

“Go away!” shouted a voice from the closet.

“Jared? Is that you? That sounds like you. What’s wrong? It’s Raven.” Raven knocked quietly on the door so she wouldn’t scared him. Slowly Jared opened the door and showed his red eyes.

“Raven… I work so hard for the Warden and he never says thank you or gives me hugs or presents EVER! All I want is to make him happy because he’s my boss and friend. I try to tell him and he doesn’t seem to understand me.”

Raven nodded. She’d gone through this a lot with her parents. “I know what you mean. I try really hard to make my parents happy sometimes and they never appreciate me. They never understand what it’s like to be me. At times I felt like an orphan even though I still had my parents. It was like they were never there. It may be too late for me and them, but not for you and Warden! I won’t have it!” Raven stamped her foot on the ground forcefully.

Raven grabbed Jared and ran to the Warden’s office. He was pouring over some papers on his desk and looked up in surprise. “Raven! What’s wrong? It’s so late, you should be sleeping!” He made to hide the papers, but Raven thought she saw a dress pattern.

“Warden, Jared works really hard for you! He said that he helped you find all these cloths and you didn’t say thank you! Friends appreciate friends and if were going to be a family, we need to be thankful for who we have.” Raven stuck her lower lip out, pouting.

The Warden’s head hung down low. He knew he hadn’t been acting nice to Jared well.. ever. “You’re right Raven. I’m sorry Jared. Are we still friends? If not, can we be friends again? I promise to say thank you from now on.”

Jared sniffled, then nodded. He hugged Warden and then the two of them grinned at each other with big smiles. “We’ll have a sleepover tonight, just the two of us! I can let you know everything that’s in me! First I want to get Raven back to her room safely, though.”

The Warden nodded and said “I’ll make the popcorn. We can watch old fighting movies! I’ve got Spartacus!”

Jared took Raven to her room and smiled at her. “Thanks Raven! I’m so glad that you’re here now! I can’t believe how nice everything is now!” Jared pulled her head down so he could give her a kiss on the cheek, then went off to watch movies with the Warden.

Raven drifted off to sleep happily that night.

(This part is supposed to come after a part I've already written, which is in my laptop at home. My goal is to write a horrible fanfic containing at least 20 MS cliches for Superjail. I will then post it to fanfiction.net & watch the hilarity ensue...  Any misspellings, grammatical errors, or plot holes are intentional & will probably become worse before it's finished.)

Raven glowered at the strange, yet attractive, man who sat in front of her. She subtly adjusted her black spiderweb skirt with the silver sparkles. Raven wanted to protest her impending nuptials against this guy, yet she wanted to jump his bonse so badly that she ached.

"Hello Raven, I've heard so much about you! he pictures haven't done justice to the glorious creature I see before me!" The Warden came from behind his desk and kissed Raven's pale and delicate hand. His lips were dry and warm and they sent shivers down Raven's spine. Electricity shot out from his lips like a lightening god, making her lips part in excitement. Chemistry instantly bubbled up, but if there was any subject Raven had been bad at, it was chemistry.

Raven tried pulling her hand back, only to yank the Warden along with it. He tumbled on top of her, landing in a very compromising position! Raven felt hands on her breasts and opened her eyes to see a red faced Warden with his hands firmlly planted on each tit. He began to stammer apologes, but forgot to take his hadns away.

It was at that moment that Raven's parents walked in. "OMFG!! I'm glad you two are getting along!!1! See honey- I told you they'd get along famously! Don't stop on our account- I want some grandkids!!" Raven felt like dropping her mom off a really high cliff overlooking some alligator monsters.

"It was an accident- I fell!" the Warden protested.

Behind Raven's parents was a tall masculine redhead who glared at Raven. She stalked over to the Warden & yanked him up by the neck of his shirt. "Uh... thanks Alice." said the Warden, who sounded as if he'd rather have stayed on the floor with Raven. "Why don't you show Raven to her room? It's right next to mine! I just have to finish up with her parents."

As soon as they were out of earshot Alice growled at Raven "Don't go thinking that you're top dog now that you're his fiancee. I was here first!" With that Alice turned and flounced off in the opposite direction.

Raven wandered for a few minutes, completely lost. Sheard someone behind her & turned to see a slovering crazy man!! He lunged at her, only to be stopped by two stunning blonde twins.

"We can't let you harm the maiden fair", sadi the first Twin.

"cONSIDER us the dragon slayers" said the second Twin.

The two of them shot lazer beems out of their hands towards the crazed man who turned into a pile of ash.

"T-thanks. I'm trying to find my room. My name is Raven and I'm the Warden's fiancee." The Twins both winked at her.

"We know who you are- you can call us the Twins. We can take you to your room." Suddenly they were in Raven's room. A tall canopy bed stood in one part of the room. It had black & red bedsheets & stuff on them, which was Raven's favorite colors.

(sung to the tune of the Captain Planet theme song)

"Femininity!"
"Anita's Masculinity!"
"Mary Sue!"
"Unrealistically Sized Peener!"
"No Self Esteem!"

"Go DoomCrotch!"

"Through the combination of all of your powers, I am CAPTAIN DOOMCROTCH!"

Captain DoomCrotch! She's Our Hero!
Gonna take the haters down to zero!

She's hootchiness magnified!
If you're a feminine male, she's on your... side!

Captain DoomCrotch! She's our hero!
Gonna take the haters down to zero!

Gonna help her soothe the ardeur!
She'll only ask for it harder!

"OMFG, I'm so wet & tight!"

We're the Anita-keteers!
You can be one too
As long as you're a long haired feminine (male) troo!

Monogomous Relationships are not the way!
Hear what Captain DoomCrotch has to say!

"The Men Are All Mine!"

Damn I wanted to slap a co-worker the other day. She was so freaking annoying that it's still bothering me a few days later.

Ok, when someone says something that I don't quite catch I say "pardon" or "excuse me". Why? Because it's the fucking polite thing to do. I don't go "huh" or just ignore the person. I say pardon or excuse me because I have some fucking manners, unlike a certain person whose name I won't say.

So anyway, she said something & I went "Pardon?" b/c I didn't hear whatever the fuck she was saying. Then she went off on what she probably thought was a cutesy little thing about how "cute" it was that I said that, which was irritating, but ok enough. HOWEVER, then she started popping the P on pardon & kept repeating it like "P-ardon? P-ardon? That's so CUTE!"

God I just wanted to leap across the counter and beat the ever living shit out of her. No one likes her here. No one wants her here. She's just a pathetic old queen who's fucked her life up so badly that she's stuck in a dead-end job after working her for 40-50 years. I didn't even bother saying anything like "That's really annoying", "You know C, that's REALLY rude of you", or "I say it b/c I have MANNERS". I didn't even bother saying "Go fuck yourself you stupid bitch", even though I REALLY wanted to. I could have, but then saying any of the above would have then made me slap or beat the crap out of her.

(SIGHS)

I'm like the only one here who'll actually talk to her, so I think it was her way of making a joke. Sheesh, I'd rather put up with the creepy stalker dude (he follows my boss around like she's Jodie Foster or something) than with her.